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The Food Blog for the Big Andreas

Day 1 : today Andreas ate a chegawoppar in one bite, we have underestimated his undying love for all things edible.
Day 2: Andreas has eaten an entire fucking child, that's right, an entire child. Scientists have tried to calculate his hunger but it malfunctions all of their equipment and machines. The fat man Andreas is a force all of humanity should fear, he could be the reason our food resources deplenish.
Day 3: Andreas strength has been increasingly growing, he has consumed 20,000 rotisserie chickens in roughly an hour. This power is too great to contain, containment of Big Man Andreas has been a strenuous task. His containment has resulted in many lives being lost due to his endless strain of eating.
Day 4: His seemingly unlimited power may result in us losing capture of this beast. His appetite is beyond human levels by far. He managed to digest 1,000,000 extra large vegan bulldogs on pizza in twenty seconds. The food just flew into his mouth like he commanded it to with his mind. I truly am terrified of his abilities and what damage they could cause the human race. Will his feast ever end?
Day 5 : ANDREAS HAS BREACHED HIS CONTAINMENT, NO PHYSICAL HARM CAN BE DONE TO HIM, THE THICK LAYER OF BLUBBER THAT SURROUNDS ALL OF HIS BODY IS COMPLETELY IMPENITRIBLE. ALL OF ACTIVE STAFF HAS NOW BEEN EATEN BY THE ANDREA'S, IS THERE ANY HOPE LEFT
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Day 403 : Our god for saken Earth has been consumed with rampage and destruction as The Andreas roams the streets ingesting everything in sight. Many have turned to religion in hopes of being saved from this nightmare but no book will save them from Andreas